Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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