My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Do plants get herpes?
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