guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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