and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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