Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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