What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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