I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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