All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
A bitchslap is in order.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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