you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
too bad you live with your parents still
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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