Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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