You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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