Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
