Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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