No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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