Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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