he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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