does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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