anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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