so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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