Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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