I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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