I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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