At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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