it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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