he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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