This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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