She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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