And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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