She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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