he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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