i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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