I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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