people are starting to question the shark bite story
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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