if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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