for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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