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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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