Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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