Your tits are I can't wait for
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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