I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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