half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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