mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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