awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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