oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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