She just used a chaser for red wine.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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