Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This gyro tastes like lonliness
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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