Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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