Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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