wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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