this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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