I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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