Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's blow job season.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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