Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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