how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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