You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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