I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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