I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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