You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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