That's when you crack a 10am beer
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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